You Can Have My Baja Blast When You Pry It From My Cold, Diabetic Hands Shirt

This is more than a beverage — it’s a battle cry.

For those who have made peace with the glucose gods and chosen to live deliciously, this shirt is your official uniform. Whether your pancreas is protesting or you’re just built different, you’ve accepted the risks… and the reward is Baja Blast.

They can take your dignity. They can take your sugar intake limit. But they will never take your teal elixir without a fight.

🩺 Features:

• Soft, breathable fabric — doctor may not approve, but you will
• Bold message for bold blood sugar levels
• Designed for Taco Bell warriors, soda radicals, and certified snack demons

🥤 Wear it to:

• Diabetic support group (with flair)
• Your next fast food pilgrimage
• Any place that dares to judge your drink choice

⚠️ Let them know:
Your body, your blast, your rules. Even if it kills you — at least you’ll die quenched.

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