WEAPONS OF CHOICE POSTER SHIRT

🎮 Speed. Chaos. Bananas.
Race into nostalgia with the Weapons of Choice Poster Shirt, a bold tribute to the iconic items that have defined Mario Kart mayhem for decades. Whether you’re chucking red shells at rivals or skidding on banana peels, this tee captures the chaos and fun of the ultimate kart-racing showdown.

Perfect for retro gamers, Nintendo fans, and anyone who’s ever yelled at a Blue Shell.

💥 Design Features:

• Poster-style layout featuring classic Mario Kart items (Red Shell, Banana, Lightning Bolt, etc.)
• Vintage distressed effect for a throwback arcade vibe
• Soft cotton or cotton-blend fabric – breathable and comfy
• Unisex sizing from XS to 5XL
• Ideal for gaming events, couch co-op nights, or everyday geek style

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• Mario Kart fans
• Nintendo collectors
• Gamers with a sense of humor
• Friends who always spam items on Rainbow Road

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