THE NIGHT BEFORE HE TRADE SENGUN SHIRT

You ever just stare at the ceiling, lights off, phone in hand… wondering if Rafael Stone is on the phone with Milwaukee?

“The Night Before He Trade Sengun” is more than a shirt — it’s a coping mechanism. A wearable prayer. A poetic eulogy for trust in your GM. This tee captures that gut-sinking, rumor-scrolling, Sengun-Photoshopped-in-a-Bucks-jersey anxiety that every Rockets fan now knows too well.

Because no one sleeps peacefully when Stone says “no one is untouchable.”

🔥 Features:

• Dramatic “THE NIGHT BEFORE” text in tragic typeface
• Cotton soft enough to cry in
• Oversized fit to match the emotional weight
• Sengun-inspired graphic haunted by trade winds

🎯 Perfect For:

• Rockets fans in denial
• Sengun truthers who refresh Woj’s feed at 2AM
• NBA offseason drama junkies
• Anyone who’s ever said “he’s only 22!!” too many times

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