PLEASE BE PATIENT I HAVE A TUMMY ACHE AND A GUN IN MY POCKET SHIRT

Unleash pure chaotic energy with the PLEASE BE PATIENT I HAVE A TUMMY ACHE AND A GUN IN MY POCKET SHIRT — a viral meme tee that blends absurdity, discomfort, and unhinged humor into one unforgettable message. It’s the perfect shirt for people who enjoy living on the edge of weird internet culture and absurdist humor.

Designed for fans of unpredictable punchlines and unpredictable fashion, this shirt screams “I’m not OK, but at least I’m hilarious.” Whether you’re chronically online, a meme collector, or just really, really done with everything — this shirt was made for you.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of ironic and absurdist internet humor
• Meme lovers with chaotic energy
• People who say “I’m fine” but clearly are not
• Edgy gift ideas for friends with a dark sense of humor

🎨 Features:

• Bold and bizarre meme slogan: “Please Be Patient I Have A Tummy Ache And A Gun In My Pocket”
• Clean or distressed font styles for extra impact
• Soft, breathable cotton/poly blend
• Unisex fit (S to 3XL)
• Crisp, long-lasting print perfect for daily weirdness

🎯 Ideal For:

• Meme-themed parties and social media content
• Ice-breaker tees that guarantee second looks
• Anti-establishment or “too online” fashion statements
• Gifts for chaotic friends who love cursed humor

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