PANIC AT THE COSTCO SHIRT

🛒 PANIC AT THE COSTCO — because who doesn’t lose control in bulk heaven?
This retro-styled tee is the ultimate fit for anyone who treats Costco runs like a concert — chaotic, thrilling, and full of oversized packs of snacks. Whether you’re raiding the aisles for samples or hauling a cart that looks like it could feed a small army, this shirt says it all with a laugh.

Perfect for fans of funny band parodies, wholesale warriors, and anyone who knows the thrill of a Saturday at Costco.

Pair it with your favorite joggers or throw it on oversized for that effortless “I came here for paper towels and left with a kayak” vibe.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious “Panic! At the Costco” design – band parody meets bulk shopping

• Vintage retro font + distressed look for timeless style

• Oversized washed tee — ultra comfy, worn-in feel

• Makes a fun gift for Costco addicts, warehouse wanderers, or your shopping soulmate

• Guaranteed to turn heads in the snack aisle

🧵 Product Details:

• Material: Soft-washed Cotton / Cotton-Poly Blend

• Fit: Oversized, unisex retro cut

• Colors: Washed Black / Heather Grey (based on availability)

• Sizes: S–3XL

• Print: Vintage-style distressed graphic – bold, lasting quality

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