I’M EITHER LISTENING TO COLDPLAY ABOUT LISTENING TO COLDPLAY OR CHEATING ON MY WIFE SHIRT

🎶 Existential crisis? Stadium vibes? Marriage problems? Why not all three.
This I’M EITHER LISTENING TO COLDPLAY ABOUT LISTENING TO COLDPLAY OR CHEATING ON MY WIFE SHIRT is the final form of ironic music merch — blending fan obsession, internet drama, and unhinged meme energy into one unforgettable tee.

Inspired by the viral concert moment that had social media screaming “Not the jumbotron catching THAT,” this shirt is made for those who live at the intersection of sad songs and bad decisions.

🎨 Design Features:

• Loud & ironic text printed front and center
• Clean typographic layout (so your therapist can read it too)
• Soft cotton/poly blend – comfortable enough to cry in
• Available in Confession Black, Guilty Gray, and Divorce White (Sizes S–5XL)
• Unisex fit – great for concerts, awkward date nights, or viral TikToks
• Not officially endorsed by your spouse (probably)

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