I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt

For the Excel wizard with a wicked sense of humor.
This shirt blends nerdy wordplay with NSFW charm — perfect for the tech-savvy jokester who knows their way around both spreadsheets and smooth talk.

Whether you’re pulling formulas or just pulling smiles, this one’s guaranteed to get attention at the office, the bar, or that awkward team-building retreat.

💻 Spreadsheet pun? ✅
🔥 Double entendre? ✅
😏 Instant classic? ✅

🔥 Perfect For:
• Programmers, data analysts, and office jokers
• Fans of clever, dirty humor
• Anyone who’s spent too much time in Excel and not enough in the sheets
• People who like their jokes like their macros — dirty and efficient

🧢 Why This Shirt Matters:
• Merges geek culture and bedroom bravado
• Icebreaker for parties, conferences, or casual Fridays
• Makes awkward elevator rides… more awkward (in a good way)

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