I Hope The Microchip In My Brain Comes With A Free U2 Album Shirt

🤖💽 “We’re in the future now… and apparently, U2 is still part of the plan.”

This hilarious tee is a must-have for anyone who’s ever joked about Big Tech, brain implants, and Bono’s surprise appearances in their music library. The “I Hope The Microchip In My Brain Comes With A Free U2 Album” shirt perfectly blends satire, sci-fi paranoia, and pop culture nostalgia.

Whether you’re poking fun at tech overlords, reminiscing about the infamous iTunes drop, or just love absurd humor, this shirt will definitely spark conversations — and maybe some Bluetooth connections too.

🎯 Perfect For:

• Tech skeptics and tinfoil hat enthusiasts
• U2 fans with a sense of humor
• Meme and conspiracy theory lovers
• Anyone who remembers 2014 and cringed

🔥 Features:

• Super soft cotton-poly blend for comfort in your government-controlled dreams
• Available in brainwave black, satellite gray, and free-album white
• Unisex fit from S to 3XL
• Printed with non-invasive ink (probably)

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