How It Feels To Eat RED40 Shirt

Ever eaten a handful of neon gummy worms and felt your soul leave your body? This shirt gets it.

“Red 40” isn’t just a food dye — it’s a lifestyle. A warning label. A chaotic flavor enhancer. One moment you’re chewing on a fruit roll-up, the next you’re questioning your place in the universe.

Perfect for snack anarchists, sugar-fueled philosophers, and anyone who’s ever had an existential crisis in the cereal aisle.

🌈 Features:

• Hypoallergenic cotton (unlike your snacks)
• Bold graphic that screams “chemically enhanced”
• Ideal for confusing nutritionists and impressing raccoons

💥 Wear it to:

• Gas station snack runs
• ADHD support group meetings
• Your fifth energy drink of the day

⚡ Let the world know:
You don’t eat Red 40… Red 40 eats you.

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