Drink Baja Blast While It’s Still Legal Shirt

A dystopian prophecy in a 20 oz bottle.

This shirt is for the brave few still sipping that teal nectar like it’s contraband. Whether you’re hitting Taco Bell at midnight or hoarding 12-packs like a doomsday prepper, this tee makes it clear: you know the government’s coming for your Blast next.

Stay fizzy. Stay rebellious. Drink it now—before they slap a warning label on your lifestyle.

🧃 Features:

• Rebelliously soft cotton, like your favorite discontinued soda
• Loud text for quiet cries of resistance
• Approved for use during snack runs, late-night rants, and basement taste tests

🌮 Wear it to:

• Your next trip to Taco Bell (duh)
• Soda smuggling conventions
• Conspiracy theory Zoom calls

🔥 Let the world know:
You’re not addicted. You’re alert. And Baja Blast is your caffeine-fueled hill to die on.

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