Don’t Take My Food Dyes Shirt

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a declaration of synthetic independence.
Inspired by that iconic rattlesnake flag, this tee boldly defends your right to snack on glowing gummies, fluorescent slushies, and cereal that doubles as a chemistry experiment.

“Don’t take my food dyes” is the new battle cry for the artificially flavored and unapologetically chaotic.

Whether you’re red dye #40 loyal or blue #1 ride-or-die, this is your uniform.

🐍 Features:

• Soft, all-natural cotton (unlike your diet)
• Graphic print with liberty and lemon-lime flavor for all
• Perfect for patriots of processed snacks

🥤 Wear it to:

• Gas station soda fountain pilgrimages
• Grocery store candy aisles
• Late-night snack raids
• Dietitian appointments (ironically, of course)

🧃 Let the world know:
They can take your carbs… but they’ll never take your colors.

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