DAD TAX MAKING SURE IT’S NOT POISON SHIRT

Celebrate dad’s protective instincts with the hilarious DAD TAX MAKING SURE IT’S NOT POISON SHIRT. This funny, sarcastic tee captures the humor and love of dads who always make sure everything is safe—especially when it comes to what their family eats or drinks. Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because, this shirt is a great way to honor the “dad duties” with a smile.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s comfortable enough for daily wear and designed for dads who take pride in their quirky, protective role. Show your dad (or yourself) some love with a tee that’s as awesome and dependable as he is.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Funny Father’s Day gifts
• Dads who love humor and sarcasm
• Birthday presents for fathers, husbands, uncles
• Men proud to play the “safety first” role in the family

🎨 Features:

• Bold “Dad Tax Making Sure It’s Not Poison” quote
• Comfortable, breathable cotton blend
• Unisex fit (S to 3XL)
• Durable print designed to last through many washes
• Funny, sarcastic design that stands out

🎯 Ideal For:

• Casual daily wear for dads
• Family gatherings and Father’s Day celebrations
• Gift exchanges with a humorous twist
• Dads who appreciate clever, lighthearted apparel

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