BRO, LAST NIGHT WAS EXACTLY AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD SHIRT

You wake up. Your phone is cracked. Your Venmo has unusual activity. Someone’s wearing your socks. And all you can say is:
“As it was written…”

This shirt is for the ones who don’t remember last night — but feel like they fulfilled a cursed scroll. Whether it was a party, a plot twist, or a Taco Bell run that defied physics, you knew. You knew.

Summon your inner prophet with this legendary tee.

🔮 Design Features:
• Bold serif text with ominous energy
• Optional glowing crystal ball, pigeon wearing a wizard hat, or cursed rune icons
• Premium cotton with preshrunk fabric (prophecy-proof)
• Available in Midnight Black, Oracle Purple, and Hangover Grey

🔥 Perfect For:
• Saturday night legends, Sunday morning disasters
• Meme lords with chaotic alignment
• People who speak only in riddles after 2 AM
• Anyone who’s ever said “Trust me, I’ve seen this in a vision”

🧙‍♂️ Why This Shirt Matters:
• Turns bad decisions into divine fate
• Summons laughter wherever you go
• Instantly upgrades your meme-to-magic ratio

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