You didn’t come here for samples — you came to serve.
One foot in the freezer aisle, the other in a food court fantasy. This shirt isn’t just a statement — it’s a whole vibe: greasy pizza slice in one hand, wild confidence in the other.
You’re not just a shopper. You’re the moment.
Whether it’s the hot dog line or the bulk snack aisle, you dominate the space with unapologetic thirst and a membership card with power.
This tee is for anyone who’s ever flirted with the churro guy or locked eyes with destiny over a $1.50 combo.
💋 Features:
- Bold “BIGGEST SLUT AT THE WHOLESALE FOOD COURT” print — loud and proud
- Soft AF cotton so you can strut between aisles in comfort
- Oversized fit for drama, attitude, and post-pizza bloat
- Unisex cut — because slut energy knows no gender
🎯 Perfect For:
- Chaos agents at Costco, Sam’s Club, or any bulk-buy battleground
- Fans of ironic fashion and unapologetic slogans
- Anyone who treats the food court like a runway
- Trashy-chic queens, kings, and in-betweens who snack AND slay
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🏷️ Tags:
#CostcoSlut #FoodCourtFreak #BulkSnackBaddie #SlutEraActivated #WholesaleWanderlust #PizzaPower #ChurroChic #GroceryGlam
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