Biggest Slut at the Reptile Expo NYC Metro ’25 Shirt

Slither into the spotlight with the “Biggest Slut at the Reptile Expo – NYC Metro ’25” tee — the perfect mix of sass, scales, and unapologetic energy. Whether you’re flaunting your love for herps or just want to turn heads in the snake aisle, this shirt is the undisputed alpha of expo apparel.

🐍💋 From beardies to boas, you’ve flirted with them all — and now it’s time the entire tri-state area knew.

🦎 Features:

• Lightweight, ultra-soft cotton for all-day reptile-wrangling comfort
• Loud and proud text design guaranteed to get laughs, gasps, and maybe a few numbers
• A must-have for lizard queens, snake kings, and herpetology hooligans
• NYC Metro ’25 edition – because your reign deserves a time stamp

🎯 Perfect for:

• Reptile expos, obviously
• Group photos with your exotic pets
• Herp meetups, meme pages, and chaotic vibes

🐊 Whether you’re kissing ball pythons or charming the corn snakes – you’re the talk of the terrarium.

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