Biggest Slut At MoMA Shirt

She came for the Rothko, stayed for the risqué glances in the sculpture garden.

Whether you’re whispering sweet nothings in front of a Warhol or getting side-eyed in the Picasso wing, this shirt says you’re not just appreciating modern art — you’re making it.

Flirty, fearless, and fully committed to causing a scene at every exhibit, this tee is your ticket to becoming the most iconic installation at the MoMA.

🖼️ Features:

• Museum-grade cotton (soft enough to nap on a gallery bench)
• Bold typography that screams “I have opinions about postmodernism”
• Ideal for breaking hearts and art world conventions

🗽 Wear it to:

• First dates at MoMA
• Gallery openings with free wine
• Intense eye contact in front of the Jackson Pollock

🎨 Let the art world know:
You’re not just part of the exhibition — you are the exhibition.

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