ANYBODY – ANYTIME – ANYWHERE UNLESS GUS IS PLAYING SHIRT

We’ll play anybody. We’ll go anywhere. We’re ready anytime.
But if Gus Remlinger is on the field… we might rethink that.

The “ANYBODY – ANYTIME – ANYWHERE… UNLESS GUS IS PLAYING” Shirt is a hilarious tribute to Augustus Remlinger, the Fresno State Bulldog who’s so dominant, even his own slogan has an exception clause.

Whether he’s lighting up quarterbacks, making clutch plays, or just intimidating with his presence, Gus brings that “you don’t want this smoke” energy to every snap.

🐾 Why It Stands Out:
• Puts a comedic twist on Fresno State’s iconic battle cry
• Celebrates Gus Remlinger as the kind of player teams game-plan around
• Perfect mix of Bulldog pride + locker room humor

🔥 Perfect For:
• Fresno State football fans
• Augustus “Gus” Remlinger fans & friends
• Players and teammates who know the inside joke
• Anyone who loves funny, player-specific fan gear

🧢 Why You’ll Love It:
• Bold stacked slogan with surprise punchline
• Game-day ready soft cotton – unisex fit
• Available in Bulldog red, black, or heather gray
• Optional back print: “Gus Mode: Activated”

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