Willy Wonka Killed A Kid – Justice For Augustus Shirt

🍫 “Justice for Augustus!”
The chocolate river ran red (with consequences) — and we’re finally talking about it.
This hilarious and darkly nostalgic tee reimagines Charlie and the Chocolate Factory from the point of view of those who know the truth: Willy Wonka didn’t just run a factory… he ran a crime scene.

Poor Augustus Gloop just wanted a sip. Instead, he got sucked up, chewed up, and spit out (maybe). This shirt shines a comedic spotlight on one of the most infamous scenes in children’s cinema history.

⚖️ Was it an accident? Or was it a message?
Either way — we’re demanding justice.

🔹 Design Details:

• Bold white text: “Willy Wonka Killed A Kid”

• Below: “Justice for Augustus” in dripping chocolate font

• Optional cartoon-style silhouette of Augustus stuck in the pipe

• Printed on soft 100% cotton with vintage brown, black, or candy purple options

• Unisex fit, sizes XS–3XL

🎬 Perfect For:

• Fans of twisted movie humor

• ’70s & 2000s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory lovers

• Anti-Wonka truthers

• Augustus Gloop defenders

• Adults who survived Roald Dahl stories emotionally intact (barely)

📦 Great Gift Idea For:

• Halloween, parties, movie nights

• Book club rebels

• Your dark-humored friends

• TikTokers stirring up Wonka conspiracies

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