Nathan Fuckin’ MacKinnon Colorado opened the season like an avalanche

Two goals, a rare fight, an eight-goal opening night and another six-goal performance three days later: Colorado’s first week of 2026–27 gives the loudest version of Nathan MacKinnon fan language unusually perfect timing.

There are calm ways to begin an NHL season. Colorado chose none of them.

On September 30 at Ball Arena, the Avalanche scored eight times against the Los Angeles Kings. Nathan MacKinnon scored twice in the second period, then added something far less common to his stat line in the third: a fight with Kings defenseman Brandt Clarke. Colorado won 8–4, setting a franchise record for goals in a season opener.

Three nights later, the Avalanche beat St. Louis 6–1. MacKinnon did not score this time; he assisted on three goals instead. Through two games, Colorado was 2–0–0 with 14 goals. The defending Rocket Richard winner had already found multiple ways to sit near the center of the noise.

Why Nathan MacKinnon entered 2026–27 with this much gravity

The opening week did not begin from zero. MacKinnon came out of a 2025–26 regular season in which he scored an NHL-leading 53 goals in 80 games, added 74 assists for 127 points and captured the first Maurice “Rocket” Richard Trophy of his career.

Colorado as a whole finished that regular season with a franchise-record 121 points and the Presidents’ Trophy. So when MacKinnon scored twice immediately in the next season’s opener, it read less like a fresh introduction than a continuation of a player operating at an already extreme level.

After scoring twice on opening night, MacKinnon dropped the gloves with Brandt Clarke late in Colorado’s 8–4 win — an unusually literal image of the aggression behind the current fan language. Source image: AP coverage via Denver7.

The official Avalanche feed supplied the other half of the mood

The fight made the largest still image, but the goals created the actual separation on the scoreboard. Colorado’s official account framed MacKinnon’s second goal with its familiar “what the Dogg does” language — another example of the nickname-heavy, personality-driven vocabulary surrounding No. 29.

Where “Nathan Fuckin’ MacKinnon” gets its pop-culture charge

The front phrase works beyond hockey statistics because MacKinnon has an unusual connection to another piece of Nova Scotia culture: Trailer Park Boys.

In 2017, the Halifax-area star appeared as himself in Season 11 of the live-action series. MacKinnon told the Avalanche’s official site that the cast were hometown heroes to him, and the relationship made the cameo feel less like a generic athlete appearance than a crossover between two very specific Nova Scotia identities.

The connection did not disappear after that cameo. A 2019 episode of Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series used the emphatic “Nathan fucking MacKinnon” construction in dialogue. That gives the front of this design a recognizable pop-culture echo for viewers who know both worlds.

Why the two-sided structure is stronger than one giant graphic

The front and back perform different jobs. The front names the player: “NATHAN FUCKIN’ MACKINNON” stacked in condensed block typography. It reads almost like somebody shouting his name from the lower bowl after another rush through the neutral zone.

Turn the shirt around and the scale changes from one player to the whole event. “BITCH IT’S AN AVALANCHE!” occupies the back in oversized, tightly packed lettering. The phrase is less about identifying the hockey club than describing the sensation of being hit by Colorado’s offense once it starts stacking goals.

Light gray type keeps the graphic cold and heavy against the navy base, while the thin red outline ties the typography back to Colorado’s burgundy identity. With no illustration competing for attention, the design behaves like a chant: player on the front, consequence on the back.

Nathan Fuckin’ MacKinnon / Bitch It’s an Avalanche

A two-sided typography piece that separates the player callout from the larger Avalanche punchline, using navy, gray and restrained burgundy to keep the visual language rooted in Colorado hockey.

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Why the phrase feels especially current after opening night

The back print would have a different tone after a quiet 2–1 game. An 8–4 season opener changes the joke. Colorado became the first Avalanche team to score eight goals in an opener, and MacKinnon’s combination of two goals and a fight gave the night the exact kind of excess the design needs.

The 6–1 result against St. Louis then kept the premise alive. Fourteen goals through two games is too small a sample to predict an entire season, but it is enough to explain why Avalanche fans were already talking in maximalist terms during the first week of October.

In other words, the design does not need “Bitch It’s an Avalanche” to be a real quote. It needs the hockey around it to make the exaggeration understandable.

Where MacKinnon fits inside the EllieShirt Avalanche archive

Readers looking specifically for No. 29 can follow the Nathan MacKinnon product search, which keeps player-specific pieces together without inventing a separate player collection.

The broader Colorado Avalanche collection connects MacKinnon graphics with Cale Makar, team slogans, playoff memories and other pieces of Avs fan language, while the NHL collection provides the larger hockey context.

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