If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List T Shirt Funny Rabid Raccoon Warning Tee B
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If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List T Shirt Funny Rabid Raccoon Warning Tee B
If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List T Shirt Funny Rabid Raccoon Warning Tee N

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If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High On My Bitin’ List T-Shirt

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If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High On My Bitin’ List T-Shirt Funny Rabies Raccoon Warning Shirt

If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List T Shirt Funny Rabid Raccoon Warning Tee B
If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High On My Bitin’ List T-Shirt
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Looking for a shirt that bites back? This hilarious “If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High On My Bitin’ List” raccoon shirt is perfect for people with a wild sense of humor. Featuring a feisty raccoon, bold vintage colors, and barbed wire graphics, this tee delivers equal parts attitude and laughs.

Whether you’re a fan of sarcastic animal shirts or you just want to warn the world with a grin, this shirt brings chaotic energy to your wardrobe in the best way possible. It’s perfect for casual hangouts, parties, or just expressing your inner rabid raccoon.

🦝 Why People Love It:

  • Bold and funny message that turns heads

  • Unique illustrated raccoon design with a retro vibe

  • Super soft and comfy fit – perfect for daily mischief

  • Great gift for sarcastic friends or animal lovers

⚠️ Perfect For:

  • Fans of dark humor and funny animal shirts

  • Anyone who’s “on edge” in the funniest way

  • Gift ideas for your favorite chaos gremlin

  • Wearing to parties, festivals, or just annoying your coworkers

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Customer Reviews ★★★★★ 5/5 • 26 ratings
Sarah P. · San Diego, CA
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Print quality is excellent and the fit is perfect.
Mike D. · Dallas, TX
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Bought 3 shirts last month—all arrived fast and look awesome!
Amanda L. · Orlando, FL
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Hilarious design. People ask me where I got it.
Tom G. · Buffalo, NY
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Soft fabric and strong colors after wash.
Chris H. · Seattle, WA
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Exactly like the pictures. Will order again.
Julia R. · Portland, OR
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Great gift idea. My friend loved it.
Kevin M. · Phoenix, AZ
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True to size. Super comfortable.
Ashley K. · Chicago, IL
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Customer support answered quickly. 5 stars.
Brian T. · Nashville, TN
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The meme design is on point. Instant classic.
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Shipping was quicker than expected.
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Size Chart (US)

Manual measurement ± 1–3 cm
Size Length Width Sleeve Center Back
Inch Cm Inch Cm Inch Cm
S 28 71.1 18 45.7 15.6 39.7
M 29 73.6 20 50.8 17.9 45.4
L 30 76.2 22 55.9 18.0 45.7
XL 31 78.7 24 60.9 20.6 52.4
2XL 32 81.3 26 66.0 22.1 56.2
3XL 33 83.8 28 71.1 23.4 59.4
4XL 34 86.3 30 76.2 24.9 63.2
5XL 35 88.9 32 81.3 26.4 67.0
Size Length Width (Laid Flat) Sleeve Centre Back
Inch Cm Inch Cm Inch Cm
S 25.5 64.8 17.25 43.8 13.25 33.6
M 26 66.0 19.25 48.9 14 35.6
L 27 68.6 21.25 54.0 14.75 37.5
XL 28 71.1 23.25 59.0 15.75 40.0
2XL 28.5 72.3 25.25 64.1 16.75 42.52
3XL 29 73.6 27.25 69.2 17.5 44.45
Size Body Length Chest Width
In Cm In Cm
S 24.25 61.6 16 40.64
M 24.625 62.55 16.75 42.55
L 25.125 63.82 17.75 45.09
XL 25.625 65.09 18.75 47.63
2XL 26.125 66.36 19.75 50.17
Size Length Width Sleeve Centre Back
Inch Cm Inch Cm Inch Cm
XS 27 68.6 16 40.6 15.6 39.7
S 28 71.1 18 45.7 16.7 42.5
M 29 73.6 20 50.8 17.9 45.4
L 30 76.2 22 55.9 19.1 48.6
XL 31 78.7 24 60.9 20.4 51.7
2XL 32 81.3 26 66.0 21.6 54.9
3XL 33 83.8 28 71.1 22.7 57.8
4XL 34 86.3 30 76.2 23.9 60.6
5XL 35 88.9 32 81.28 25.1 63.8
Size Body Length Chest Width (Laid Flat)
Inch Cm Inch Cm
XS 26 66.0 16.25 41.3
S 27 68.6 18.25 46.3
M 28 71.1 20.25 51.4
L 29 73.6 22.25 56.5
XL 30 76.2 24.25 61.6
2XL 31 78.7 26.25 66.7
Size Length Chest (Laid Flat) Sleeve (From Center Back)
Inch Centimeter Inch Centimeter Inch Centimeter
S 27 68.6 20 50.8 33.5 85.1
M 28 71.1 22 55.9 34.5 87.6
L 29 73.6 24 60.9 35.5 90.2
XL 30 76.2 26 66.0 36.5 92.7
2XL 31 78.7 28 71.1 37.5 95.2
3XL 32 81.3 30 76.2 38.5 97.8
4XL 33 83.8 32 81.3 39.5 100.3
5XL 34 86.3 34 86.3 40.5 102.8
Size Length Chest (Laid Flat) Sleeve (From Center Back)
Inch Cm Inch Cm Inch Cm
S 27 68.6 20 50.8 33.5 85.1
M 28 71.1 22 55.9 34.5 87.6
L 29 73.6 24 60.9 35.5 90.2
XL 30 76.2 26 66.0 36.5 92.7
2XL 31 78.7 28 71.1 37.5 95.2
3XL 32 81.3 30 76.2 38.5 97.8
4XL 33 83.8 32 81.2 39.5 100.3
5XL 34 86.3 34 86.3 40.5 102.9
Size Length Chest (Laid Flat) Sleeve (From Center Back)
Inch Cm Inch Cm Inch Cm
S 28 71.1 18 45.7 32.5 82.55
M 29 73.6 20 50.8 34 86.36
L 30 76.2 22 55.9 35.5 90.17
XL 31 78.7 24 60.9 37 94
2XL 32 81.3 26 66.0 38.5 97.8
3XL 33 83.8 28 71.1 38.5 97.8
Size Length Chest (Laid Flat) Sleeve Center Back
Inch Cm Inch Cm Inch Cm
YXS 20.5 52.07 16 40.64 13.25 33.65
YS 22.0 55.9 17 43.2 14.25 36.2
YM 23.5 59.7 18 45.7 15.25 38.7
YL 25.0 63.5 19 48.2 16.25 41.3
XL 26.5 67.3 20 50.8 17.25 43.81