TODAY’S MISSION: KEEP THE TINY HUMAN ALIVE SHIRT

🍼 Welcome to Fatherhood: Level 1 – Survival Mode.
Being a new dad comes with one very important mission: Keep the tiny human alive. This hilarious and relatable tee is the perfect gift for first-time fathers who are diving headfirst into diapers, bottles, and zero sleep.

Whether you’re navigating your first blowout or trying to remember if the bottle goes in the microwave, this shirt is your badge of honor.

💥 Perfect For:
• First-time dads and dad-to-be
• Baby showers, Father’s Day, or new dad announcements
• Tired but proud fathers running on coffee and chaos
• Anyone who needs a laugh during a 3AM feeding

🧸 Design Features:

• Bold “Today’s Mission” statement in fun, modern typography
• Baby bottle and diaper icons (optional graphic)
• Soft, breathable cotton – Unisex fit, XS to 5XL
• Available in dad-friendly colors: Charcoal, Navy, Military Green, Black

🎁 Wrap it up with diapers and coffee for the ultimate new dad survival kit!

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