ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ SHIRT

Justice in the Jungle – Or Just Another Joke?
Make a swamp-sized statement with the ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ SHIRT GATOR SHERIFF, a bold and hilarious parody tee that mocks extreme immigration policies with sharp political satire. Featuring a smug gator dressed like a sheriff patrolling a fictional detention swamp, this design is equal parts protest and punchline.

Whether you’re protesting cruelty, defending human rights, or just love some savage humor, this shirt is your badge of resistance.

🎨 Design Highlights:
• Cartoon alligator in full sheriff uniform, badge reading “Everglades Patrol”
• Holding a baton and standing on a makeshift prison raft
• Background: barbed wire, mangroves, and warning signs
• Text below: “Who Needs Walls When You’ve Got Gators?”
• Color palette: swamp green, khaki tan, rustic orange
• Printed on premium ringspun cotton – soft, breathable, protest-ready
• Unisex fit available in sizes S–5XL

🧠 Why It Matters:
• Satirical response to real proposals for migrant detention in Florida
• Shines light on the intersection of environmental destruction and human rights violations
• Uses humor to engage people in serious conversations

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💬 The Swamp Has a Sheriff – And He’s Not on Your Side.
Wear satire. Share resistance. Laugh loud. Fight smart.
Suit up with the ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ SHIRT GATOR SHERIFF – where parody meets purpose.