I’M EITHER DRINKING CELSIUS OR IN CARDIAC ARREST SHIRT

Whether you’re pounding Peach Vibe or dry-scooping powdered caffeine in the parking lot, this shirt perfectly sums up the lifestyle:
“I’m either drinking Celsius, about to drink Celsius, thinking about drinking Celsius, or in cardiac arrest.”

The I’M EITHER DRINKING CELSIUS OR IN CARDIAC ARREST SHIRT is a high-voltage tribute to your favorite fizzy fuel and the chaos it brings. Ideal for gym rats, gym girlies, overstimulated college students, and anyone who’s two sips away from launching into orbit.

💥 This shirt doesn’t whisper energy — it screams it.

🔥 Perfect For:
• Gym warriors and pre-workout fiends
• Caffeine addicts and Celsius connoisseurs
• Meme lovers with zero chill
• Anyone who lives on the edge of a heart palpitation

🧢 Why This Shirt Matters:
• Captures the over-caffeinated mindset in one glorious sentence
• Hilarious conversation starter for any energy drink addict
• Super soft, gym-day approved, and chaos-certified
• Makes a perfect gift for the Celsius-obsessed friend in your life

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