WAFFLE SLUT SHIRT

Scattered, smothered, and making questionable decisions since sunrise.

Meet the “Waffle Slut” tee — your official badge of honor for living life hot, crispy, and a little chaotic. Inspired by those legendary yellow Waffle House tiles and your 3AM alter ego, this shirt screams syrupy scandal with a side of sass.

Whether you’re stumbling in after a wild night or showing up just for the drama and hashbrowns, this shirt brings the perfect combo of comfort and controversy.

🔥 Features:

• Bold Waffle House-style block lettering that says what everyone’s thinking
• Soft, high-quality cotton for maximum comfort during your late-night snack runs
• Unisex fit — made for all waffle-loving wildcards
• Designed to spark double-takes, side-eyes, and instant compliments

🎯 Perfect For:

• Waffle House fans with a twisted sense of humor
• Party legends, brunch disasters, and syrup-stained sinners
• Breakfast warriors who believe every meal should come with chaos
• Anyone who’s ever said “I’ll behave tomorrow” (but didn’t)

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