STONE CLOWN SHIRT

The Rockets built a 2-seed, watched Sengun become an All-Star at 22, then said, “Let’s trade him for a dream.” Introducing the STONE CLOWN SHIRT — a tribute to the front office energy that only Rafael Stone could bring.

Featuring a bold graphic of the metaphorical juggling act in Houston: Sengun’s future, Giannis rumors, and playoff exits. It’s not just merch — it’s a meme, a moment, a mood. Whether you’re laughing, crying, or screaming into a jersey, this tee captures the chaos of Clutch City’s latest headline.

🔥 Features:

• “STONE CLOWN” design — inspired by 2025 offseason insanity
• Premium cotton for when your GM trades your favorite player
• Unisex fit, All-Star approved (unless you get dealt)
• Perfect for Rockets fans, chaos enjoyers, and NBA Twitter addicts

🎯 Perfect For:

• Sengun stans who feel betrayed
• Fans who remember “nobody’s untouchable”
• Watching trade deadline livestreams in disbelief
• NBA meme lords and hardwood conspiracy theorists

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