BIGGEST SLUT AT THE WAFFLE SHIRT

She doesn’t just eat at Waffle House… she runs the syrup game.

Introducing the “Biggest Slut at the Waffle” shirt — a chaotic, late-night legend in fabric form. Inspired by 2AM confessions, questionable decisions, and that sticky booth energy, this parody tee remixes the Waffle House logo with a serving of unhinged pride.

Whether you’re hitting the diner post-party or just embracing your inner breakfast baddie, this shirt isn’t subtle — and neither are you.

🔥 Features:

• Bold yellow block lettering in the iconic diner tile style
• Soft, guilt-free cotton for walk-of-shame comfort
• Unisex fit: for anyone who’s ever said “table for chaos”
• Guaranteed to offend at least one family at brunch

🎯 Perfect For:

• Waffle House warriors & syrup-stained legends
• Bachelorette parties and late-night snack runs
• People who aren’t afraid of carbs or commitment
• Fans of filthy diner-core and ironic Americana fashion

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