Forget your guns — this is a war for Skittles.
Inspired by the iconic defiance of the “Come and Take It” flag, this shirt takes a sweet (and sarcastic) twist in defense of your right to rainbow-colored snacks. Red 40, Yellow 5, Blue 1 — if it makes your tongue neon and your childhood hyperactive, it’s worth defending.
Perfect for snack rebels and freedom fighters who believe in liberty, justice, and the pursuit of artificial flavors.
🍭 Features:
- 100% cotton, soft enough to wear to your next sugar crash
- Bold print with a candy-coated cannon of sass
- Guaranteed to trigger food puritans and delight nostalgic snackers
🍬 Wear it to:
- Candy aisles like it’s a battleground
- Conspiracy theory meetups, but make it edible
- Fourth of July BBQs where the only flag you salute is a pack of Sour Patch Kids
- Any place that bans red dye — as a form of protest
📣 Let the world know:
Don’t tread on my snacks, bro.
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🏷️ Tags:
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