Biggest Slut at the Therapy Waiting Room Shirt

Serving looks and unresolved issues? Then you’re definitely the Biggest Slut at the Therapy Waiting Room — and it’s time everyone knew it.

💅 This shirt is for the mentally ill, emotionally intelligent, and a little too self-aware crowd. Equal parts flirty and feral, it’s the ultimate icebreaker for group therapy or trauma bonding in the smoking section.

🛋️ Features:

• Ultra-soft, comfort-stretch cotton for those long introspective sessions
• Bold, unapologetic typography that says “I process through humor”
• Great for your therapist to notice… and silently jot something down
• Pair it with a latte and 8 years of repressed emotions

💬 Perfect for:

• Therapy sessions (duh)
• Mental health TikTok fits
• First dates with fellow overthinkers
• Post-breakdown drip

🧠 Because mental health is serious — but your shirt doesn’t have to be.

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