Biggest Slut at Colonial Williamsburg Shirt

She came for the cobblestone… stayed for the cobblestones.
Serving scandal in a corset, this shirt is for the historically horny. Whether you’re raising a liberty pole or just raising eyebrows at the wig shop, you’re making history one flirt at a time.

From the tavern wenches to the blacksmith boys, everyone knows who’s ringing the town bell at midnight.

🕯️ Features:

• Soft cotton that pairs well with breeches and bad decisions
• Vintage-style font with modern-day audacity
• Guaranteed to get side-eyed by reenactors and history teachers alike

📜 Wear it to:

• Ye olde thirst traps
• Revolutionary War reenactments
• Gossiping outside the stocks
• Militia roll call (if you’re feeling extra)

🎩 Let the colonies know:
You’re not just part of the revolution — you ARE the revolution.

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